Just a moment ago I witnessed my computer screen elongate in a dramatic fashion before my very eyes. I thought that it was some virus attacking my dearly...beloved...Presario that made screens stretch or distort, but no it was my problem. After staring off at other objects around me, I realized that my entire reality looked like a PowerPoint transition.
Spring break meant my eyes being glued constantly to a screen whenever I was at home. Whether that be the television, computer, or even the little solitaire rip-off on my iPod. A pathetic life I lead, no?
Well, my poor eyes are probably crying to me, "Sweetie, all those hours of Project Runway, CSI, Orisinal, Flash Flash Revolution, and Klondike is killing me softly with his song...puhleeazee, just go to sleep!"
I shall probably need glasses soon, to further my nerd appeal. Score!
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